Highbrow from a lowbrow

Hello and welcome to my blog where, in a world of uncertainty and chaos - we don't shy away. We celebrate the absurd. They call me a delightful combination of Mr Samuel Beckett and Sir Oscar Wilde - or at least they do - in the land of the absurd.

A poem to get you started:

There's A Biscuit In The Bin

There's a biscuit in the bin

a coffee stain of the floor

and a crumpled up crisps packet

stuck underneath the door

There's water leaking a bucket

and a soaking dressing grown

a sock taped to a box fan

and a hanger upside down

There's an orange man on television

and a suit and tie that blinks

and a car with no wheels

and an submarine that sinks

There's a hole in the ironing board

and an eyelash on my toe

there's a biscuit in the bin dear

now off to bed you go.